Double Meaning SMS

F**k Off


f**k off
f
u
c
k off
yes f**k off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..
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Feeling bored


Feelin bored? Think of me.
Feelin sad? Call me.
Feelin lonely? See me.
Feelin horny?
Use ur hand & enjoy d art of messaging me.
hey dont think bad

Fill in the blanks


Fill In The Blanks
1. B___S
2. __N D O M
3. F__K
4. P_N_S
5. P U_S_
Ans
1.Books
2.Random
3.Fork
4.Pants
5.Pulse
May God Bless your Dirty Mind!
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hook in cricket and bra


Whats the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the
boundary.

I really deeply wish


I really deeply wish dat u r here with me in my room.
on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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In which situation


In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
Think..
Think..
Ans is SHOPPING!
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!