Double Meaning SMS

To make it straight


To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it IN
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
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To see what is unseen


To hear wat is unspoken,
To see wat is unseen,
To feel without even touching,
is d miracle called
.
.
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SCHIZOPHRENIA
n people think its love how stupid na.

Try sex


If You are in tension
Try
Sex
It helps you to relax
Do you know how to do sex ??
Let me teach you.
S: Sleep.
E: Eat.
X: Xercise.
Dont always think dirty.
but if you are in tension try sex.
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TTR fined ticketless girls


TTR fined Ticketless girls:
Chudi girls fined Rs100
Midi girl Rs50
Halfskirt girl Rs25
Next girl was fined Rs0
Y?
Y?
Y?
She had ticket.
Dirty mind

Unga name yennanga


Lady: Unga name yennanga?
Man:Su la armbichu Ni la mudium. Sollunga parppom
Lady: Chiii....
Man: Ada Subramani nga, Ama... Neenga yentha ooru?
Lady: Pu la armbichu Tai la mudium.
Man: Ayyayo....
Lady: Ada PUDUKKOTTAI nnu sonnen.
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What Is Sex?


Son: Dad what is Sex?
Father got tensed but he explained everything.
SON: But dad how will I write all that in this small box of school admission form..?? :-)