Marital woes SMS

Why dogs dont marry?


Q:Why dogs dont marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dogs life!
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Wife looking in the mirror


Wife looking in the mirror
I look horrible,
fat and ugly,
please say something nice to me.
Husband: Your eye sight is perfect!

Women to doctor


Woman To Doctor: My husband has the habit of talking while sleeping.
What should I give to cure him?
Doctor: Give him a chance to speak when he is awake..
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