Marital woes SMS

Man receives telegram


Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Dont take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash
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Management Lesson


Management Lesson
You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.
on the other hand
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.

One day


One day a man inserted an advert in the local classifieds:
Wife wanted.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
You can have mine.
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One day a lovable couple


One day, a lovable couple got divorced!
A person asked the man,
DO YOU LEFT HER OR SHE LEFT YOU..?
He simply smiled & said,
LOVE left from us

Quote on a married


QUOTE ON A MARRIED MANS T-SHIRT
All Women Are Devils
And
I Married Their Queen..
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What a married man


Wat a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,
She does not Trust me & I do not Understand her.