Should i buy tickets | |
Ajit: Should i buy tickets to my children. Conductor: Yes only if they are above 8. Ajit: Thank god i have only 6 children | |
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Teacher to ajit | |
Teacher to Ajit: Where were U born? Ajit: In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher: Spell it? Ajit: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA. | |
To avoid side effects | |
Ajit is cutting sides of a capsule before talking it. His neighbour saw this and asked him, Why are you cutting the sides of the capsule? Ajit: To avoid side effects | |
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Whats the difference? | |
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Ajit: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE | |
Why did ajit | |
Q:Why did Ajit throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly! | |
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Women told Theatre owner | |
Woman: aiya, enakku thaali pitchai kodunga. Theatre owner: atha enkitta yemma solra. Woman: theatre ulla en purushan Asal padam parka poyirukkar......! |