There is always | |
There is always a DRIVE SLOW board near boys schools, but not near girls college.. Why? COZ vehicles automatically go slow.... | |
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Titanic was sinking | |
Titanic was sinking. Man 1 : How much the earth is far from here? Man 2: 1 kilo meter. Man 1 jumped into the sea and asked again: ...In which direction? Man 2: Downwards ! | |
Two snakes meet each other | |
Two snakes meet each other.. First snake:I hope I am not poisonous. Second snake:Why? First snake:Because I bit my lip! | |
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U may be tried | |
U Maybe Tired of many greetings like Hi Hello Gud Morning Gud Noon Hav A nice day & so on . . . Now heres my simple fresh line Can U smile 4 me once | |
What is? | |
What is 1.Fashion? Lungi with a zip.. 2.Laziness? Asking lift 4 morning walk... 3.Craziness? Get blank paper xerox... 4.Honesty? Pregnent women taking 2 tickets.. 5.Dehydration? Cow giving milk powder.. 6.Hope? A 99 yr Old woman purchasing a life time sim card. | |
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When i was in 1993 | |
When i was studying L.K.G. in 1993, miss asked me I have 4 apples, how can i divide it among 5 children I answered, Kill one child appave nanga ellam terrorla.... |