Smile SMS

There is always


There is always a DRIVE SLOW board
near boys schools, but not near girls college..
Why? COZ vehicles automatically go slow....
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Titanic was sinking


Titanic was sinking.
Man 1 : How much the earth is far from here?
Man 2: 1 kilo meter.
Man 1 jumped into the sea and asked again: ...In which direction?
Man 2: Downwards !

Two snakes meet each other


Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!
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U may be tried


U Maybe Tired of many greetings like
Hi
Hello
Gud Morning
Gud Noon
Hav A nice day
& so on . . .
Now heres my simple fresh line
Can U smile 4 me once

What is?


What is 1.Fashion?
Lungi with a zip..
2.Laziness?
Asking lift 4 morning walk...
3.Craziness?
Get blank paper xerox...
4.Honesty?
Pregnent women taking 2 tickets..
5.Dehydration?
Cow giving milk powder..
6.Hope?
A 99 yr Old woman purchasing a life time sim card.
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When i was in 1993


When i was studying L.K.G. in 1993, miss asked me I have 4 apples, how can i divide it among 5 children
I answered,
Kill one child
appave nanga ellam terrorla....