Patient to doctor | |
Patient : Doctor, You have given Two Prescriptions.! Doctor : Yes, This one is to to make You Feel Better and the other one to make the Drug Company Feel Better | |
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Smoke everyday | |
Smoke everyday! Smoke means S=send M=me O=one K=kool sms E=everyday So plz feel free to smoke. Request u 2 be a chain smoker.Good day… | |
Sweetest excuse | |
Sweetest Excuse: A kid gets 0 in a paper. Father angry, says wat is this? Kid replies: Teacher has no STAR 2 give me, so she gave MOON 2 me! | |
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Teacher and student | |
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher: How do you know? STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. | |
Teeth said to tongue | |
Teeth said 2 Tongue If i just press u Little u will get cut... Tongue replied if i misuse 1 word against some one then 32 of you wil cum out | |
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The perfect son | |
The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesnt. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesnt. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesnt. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. |