Politics SMS

I dont make jokes


I dont make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.
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In politics


In politics,
your enemies cannot hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

Sending indians to moon


Indian Prime Minister: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!
US President: Wow! How many?
Indian Prime Minister: 7 OBC, 5 SC, 8 ST, 3 Handicapped, 2 Sports Persons, 3 Terrorist Affected, 3 Kashmiri Migrants, 2 MPs & 1 Astronaut.
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Some men


Some men change their party for the sake of their principles
others their principles for the sake of their party.

Voters dont decide


Voters dont decide issues,
they decide who will decide issues.
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