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Sex is like maths


Sex is like Maths
Add the bed,
subtractclothes,
divide the legs...
and MULTIPLY!
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There is only


There is only one perfect child
in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife
in the world and every neighbour has it.

Top indian milk containers


Top INDIAN milk containers
1.Sania-3Lt
2.Namitha-2.5Lt
3.Nayanthara-2Lt
4.Asin-1.5Lt
5.Trisha-1Lt
6.Aishwarya-Sample pack
7.Shakela-Family Pack
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Waiting for autumn


A man was looking at a painting
for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body,
he was asked what he was doing and he answered -
waiting for autumn

Whats the difference?


What’s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
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Whether rape is possible?


A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running.
No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.