Naughty SMS

Man come home


Man come home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says If you behave like this,
you will lose ALL your friend
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Man to doctor


Man: Doctor! Enakku adikkadi bayangaramaa munkobam varudhu..
Doctor: Eppapa varudhu?
Man: Adangotha! Pundai! Adhaan adikkadi varudhunu solraen la!
Thevidiyaa paiyaa! Appuram eppadi varudhu,
edhukku varudhu, eppa varudhu nu
en poolu maadhiri kaelvi kaekara! Baadu..!:-D
Doctor: ?? ;-)

Most foolish person


Q: Who was the most foolish person in mahabaratha?
A: Dutchaathana
bcz instead ofpulling the saree for long time
"thooki pathu irukalam"
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Necessity not luxury


Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Mam,how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.

Newtons 3rd law


Newtons 3 laws
1) every man has a pole , woman has a hole.
2) when pole enters hole , it producesa new soul.
3) when hand in motion , it produces lotion….
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Sex is good


Sex is good
sex is funny
many people sex for money
but if you think sex is funny
then do it yourself and save your money.