English teacher | |
English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor? Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we. | |
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He came 2 me | |
He came 2 me 1 nite explored my body licked sucked swallowed & had his fill wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... F***IN MOSQUITO U Dirty Mind | |
How to activate sex card | |
How to activate Sex card. Open bra.Press the nipples. Scratch the panty.Insert penis. A sweet sound(AAAHH) will confirm the activation. validity 14 min (its different from owner) | |
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I stop reading | |
1 Day I Read Smoking Is Bad I Stop Smoking! 1 Day I Read Drinking Is Bad I Stop Drinking! 1 Day I Read Kissing Is Bad I Stopped Reading | |
If a farmer | |
If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 in the other, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the centre field.? ? ? ? 1 big one | |
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In ghajini | |
In Ghajini,if Amir was killed instead of asin, the movie would have crossed over 1000 crores.. Why? Then Asin would have 2 write everything on her body. |