call me after marrige | |
2 lovers r sitting in a park, Boy was trying 2 touch d girl Girl: No, no, all dis z only aftr marage Boy: OK, then call me aftr ur m’rage | |
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Can kids of our age have kids | |
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: can kids of our age have kids? Teacher replied NO Never!! Boy said to girl : see i told you not to worry!!!!. | |
Clever Daugther | |
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty. Daughter: I am clever I did not wear any of them | |
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Colour of underwear | |
Colour of underwear reflects your mood: Red - Wild, Black - Sexy, Blue - Romantic, Pink - Seductive White - Calm, Yellow - time to change your undrewear! | |
Cow And Bull | |
Teacher: why are you late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can"t your dad to it? Student: No, only BULL can do it. | |
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Defination of burning love | |
Q: What is the definition of burning love? A: Its when at night you reach out for theVaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake. |