A policeman arrested a prostitute | |
A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area & asked for her profession. session_distroy; ?> Prostitute: I"m a social engineer. Policeman: What do u do? Prostitute:I build & destroy erections | |
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A short thing | |
A Short thing It gets Longer when U hold it N pass between women Breasts N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt U dirty mind. | |
A women check its weight | |
A gal puts coins in the weight machine to check her weight its shows 58kg. she removes her shoes :56kg then her saree: 53kg then her jacket : 52kg then then then her coins got finish. | |
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All the people | |
All people in this world Be it Indians or Americans Be it Canadian or Australian Atleast once a day Stand on single leg for * * Changing underwear! | |
Balls disappear | |
Skin meets Skin When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES | |
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Boys and girls | |
Rina: what is the difference between boys & girls? Seema- Boys are naughty, we are beauty,they ve chest, we are breast. Rina- They ve night falls, we ve 2 big balls,they ve a big pole,we vea big hole. Seema : They can fuck we can suck. They are brilliant we are pregnant and at last weare LOVERS They R FUCKERS. |